“He said, simply, ‘Dead.’”
I see. And what did Omar De Col say back?
"He flopped to the ground. It was rather surprising. Flopped right over. Then he rolled in the sand a bit, popped back up and started singing a song.”
What song was it?
“I hadn’t heard it before, but it sounded very familiar.”
“Then Omar De Col started spinning around slowly, prancing a bit and spinning slowly and saying these words. He said, ‘What you have to do is just think really hard. So hard that your eyes squint and your brow is furrowed. About one little part of sunlight.’”
“Yes. Then he appeared to pass out. And now he’s sat over there under an umbrella having a smoke.”
Well. Thank you for your reportage, Lacy Maxwell. Looking forward to having you in the back of the studio. Now once again, the London Bach Choir.