My Writing

Monday, May 9, 2011

"wtf is this? words? can't be bothered with this" - Crispin Best


<3 u Crispin mate.

Does seem like why would you blog. Does anyone blog?

Wut iz
a blog.

Brb pizza is ready.


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If you didn't see these already, I posted visual poems at All Write Then: "Notes" (involves Ezra Pound); "Trance Remix" (involves Steve Roggenbuck, screenshot collage poem); "Perish the thought" (involves a nude balding old man).

At Let People Poems, I posted a poem called "I fell asleep during Winter's Bone."


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I read some books recently, they are:

Best Behavior by Noah Cicero

I enjoyed this book, some parts more than others. Some parts made me laugh. All parts I could imagine in Cicero's voice having heard it on YouTube.

Chapters 5 and 6 seemed like standouts to me.

In Chapter 5, Cicero depicts the funniness and bleakness of a place where the protagonist worked as a dishwasher for a year. I like the part about mopping floors:

"It never bothered me to mop floors though. I kind of liked it. I would look down at the floor before I started and say to myself, 'Wow, what a dirty floor.' Then I would mop it with industrial strength de-greaser and bleach. Then spray it off with a hose so it would look beautiful."

In Chapter 6, the protagonist and his girlfriend go to a Youngstown bar to hang out. I like the descriptions of the characters and the dialogue. I like how at the end of the chapter, at closing time, everyone is crying.

As I said, there are many funny moments in the book. There is a particularly entertaining sequence about the protagonist and his writer friends attending a fancy New York literary event that I first read at Muumuu House's website a while ago.

There is also a description of Noah's experience taking part in a NYLON photoshoot for Muumuu House with Tao Lin, Zachary German, and Brandon Scott Gorrell. It was interesting to me to read an account of the experience and how these people may have acted during that period. I was particularly interested in Zachary's apparent fictional stand-in, John Walters.

Some excerpts featuring John Walters:

1.) "John Walters finished a fried chicken leg and yelled, 'MY FUCKING LEFT NUT IS A RECTANGLE!'

A middle-aged Puerto Rican walked by and John Walters yelled at him, 'I'M FUCKING PROTESTANT, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! I'VE A FINGER AND AN ASSHOLE, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THEY HAVE IN COMMON. I WALK DOGS AND MAKE MORE THAN THE PRESIDENT!'"

2.) "John Walters said to Hu Chin and I, 'I'm taking meaninglessness to new levels. You don't know meaninglessness. I'm going to get enlightened in the art of meaningless behavior. I will be the Buddha of meaninglessness.' Then he screamed, 'I WILL FUCK THE GODS OF TIMES SQUARE WHILE I WALK THEIR DOGS!'"

I was also interested in the portrayal of the protagonist's relationship with Petra, a girl he knows online and then sleeps with while in New York, although it depressed me.

Sometimes it seemed the author was generalizing or stereotyping when describing characters, explaining their motives/defining "who they are" sociopolitically-speaking.

I enjoyed many parts of this book and would like to read more things by Cicero. I like his sense of humor and attempt at honesty/compassion/no bullshit.


I Don't Respect Female Expression by Frank Hinton

My review is forthcoming.


Naked Lunch by William S. Burroughs

I like this book a lot.

I really dig Burroughs's prose style. I like his short paragraphs and how exciting many of his sentences feel. The excess excised.

I like the idea that he assembled, with Kerouac and Ginsberg's help, an order and form for the book out of a large body of text. I like how the sections, or routines as he calls them, do not proceed linearly and have great variety one from the other. I like how the book ends with a preface.


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I bought Camera by Jean-Philippe Toussaint today. I am looking forward to reading it. I've been wanting to read him for a while.

Here is an interview with Toussaint on Bookworm. He has described what he writes as the infinitesimal novel.


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I'm going to start a Formspring sometime I think.

Want to write a story called "I Am Not My Thoughts."

I am moving into an apartment with Brett Gallagher at the end of the month.

I am meeting Timothy Willis Sanders at the end of the month.

Are.

U.

Hot.

15 comments:

  1. to answer ur question yea i am hot

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  2. You know, I used to dream about this when I was a
    little boy
    I never thought it would end up this way, (drums)
    It's kind of special right? yeah
    You know, you think about it
    Sometimes people just destined
    Destined to do what they do
    And that's what it is
    Now everybody dance.

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  3. I read Naked Lunch like two years ago and remember being kind of unsure whether or not I liked it. I have read a couple other Burrough's books that I liked since then. I actually finished Junky last night. I do like the talking butt hole part from Naked Lunch.

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  4. Hi Joey :)
    Talking butthole, yeah, sweet

    Hi Shaun Gannon =)

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  5. Hi Stephen. Seems like your life is going well

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  6. Hi Jackson. Yes, I am optimistic.

    How is your life? Will Bebe chat die? Is love forever? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oewNin0gQM&feature=related

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  8. naked lunch is great. i remember getting 1/3 through it in grade 10 and feeling like i knew nothing and would never know anything but i kept going back to it. it's a pretty amazing collection. i have a bound edition of the soft machine, nova express and wild boys. soft machine might be my favorite novel of WSB. seems like killing yr wife would be the ultimate writer's tool.

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  9. hai ricky
    hai deej
    hai crispin, thanks man

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